11.01.2005

November, 2005 Bizarre and Unique Holidays

Month:
Aviation History Month (Look ma I can fly)
Child Safety Protection Month (Shouldn’t every month be this?)
Peanut Butter Lovers Month (mmmmmm)
Real Jewelry Month (Ok that’s just a lame thing to celebrate)
National Sleep Comfort Month (Does this mean I can finally sleep a full night?)

Week Celebrations:
Week 1 Chemistry Week (Celebrated by mad scientist everywhere)
Week 3 Game and Puzzle Week (Jenga anyone)

Each Day:
1 All Saint's Day and
World Vegetation Day
2 Look for Circles Day (Again lame) and
Deviled Egg Day (Why was it called a deviled egg I wonder?)
3 Housewife's Day (Flash backs to my costume acckk help me) and Sandwich Day (I’ll take a hot pastrami and cheese please)
4 Sadie Hawkins Day (This all started because a cartoonist had an ugly daughter) and King Tut Day (Walk like an Egyptian)
5 Gunpowder Day or Guy Fawkes Day (Burn effigies and watch fireworks sounds like a cool holiday we should celebrate this one)
6 Marooned without a Compass Day (ok so we just need a small boat and a storm here) and Saxophone Day (Lisa Simpson will be in heaven)
7 Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day (Any kind of chocolate is good chocolate) and Cook Something Bold Day (Bam)
8 Dunce Day (Everyone make a dunce hat and where it to work come on you know you want to)
9 Chaos Never Dies Day (You've got that right)
10 Forget-Me-Not Day (Too late) and USMC Day
11 Veteran's Day and Air Day
13 National Indian Pudding Day (Everyone likes pudding no wait that’s Jell-O) and World Kindness Day (Be kind eat your pudding)
14 Operating Room Nurse Day (These are not the type of people who get surprise party’s) and Young Readers Day
15 Clean Your Refrigerator Day (I just did this), America Recycles Day (America should) and National Philanthropy Day
16 Button Day (Last month we got to count them this month we get to admire them) and Have a Party with Your Bear Day (No one else just your bear)
17 Take A Hike Day (There are a few people I’d like to take this literally lol) and World Peace Day
18 Great American Smokeout and Occult Day
19 Have a Bad Day Day (NO MORE BAD DAY’S)
20 Absurdity Day (How do you celebrate something like this), Beautiful Day, and
Universal Children's Day
21 False Confession Day (Ok everyone go to church) and World Hello Day (lame)
22 Go For a Ride Day (Where are we going?)
23 National Cashew Day and You are Welcome Day (For the cashew?)
24
Thanksgiving Day (Eat a lot, Nap, Repeat)
25 National Parfait Day
26 Buy Nothing Day (Always the day after Thanksgiving...does anyone abide by it?) and Shopping Reminder Day
27 Pins and Needles Day (You need those to pin your pants because of the diet you just ruined)
28 Make Your Own Head Day (See this makes no sense) and Red Planet Day
26 Square Dance Day (No, I only did it for girl scouts you can’t make me do it again!!)
30 Stay At Home because Your Well Day (THANK GOD A DECENT DAY WORTH CELABRATING)

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