Stop and Celebrate

Well it’s June 1 and a new list of holidays are needed so here goes….

Bizarre Holidays in June
Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordion Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month (My favorite is Fight The Filthy Fly Month)

June 1 is . . . . . Dare Day (Go ahead I dare you)
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day (mmmm)
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day (More rocky road)
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Day (Do I qualify yet?)
June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day (HA HA HA So Santa, The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy all on the same day huh)
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day (Yay applesauce It’s about time it got its own day)
June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day (Wow ice cream month or what)
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day (Tequila)
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day (ok WHAT??)
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-Yo Day (fun for the whole family except the ones who use them as weapons)
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day (have you hugged your king today?)
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day (When they rise up and REVOLT or not)
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day (These two strangely belong together)
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day (so…many...jokes…must …not…say…them…)
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day (What power does your smile have)
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day (Again fun for the whole family)
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day (Why do we have a day for Watergate and is this the only day vegetarians get to eat?)
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day (Oh I can celebrate this one no problem)
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day (and saunter, turn, saunter, turn,…)
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day (NO more ice cream)
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day (Are we talking clocks or people here?)
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Éclair Day (This should be dentist celebration month)
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day (ACKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day (Mummy’s will come to life and horrible movies will be made about it)
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day (Well there’s bound to be one somewhere close I say we claim it as a national monument to the day)
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day (Again with the sweets)
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day (I’ve got nothing here)
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day (Does one celebrate by cutting down lots of trees,smacking a bull around,and digging into a mountain?)
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day (A paparazzi dream come true)
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day (Are we talking major city destroying meteors or just pansy little never hit the earth stuff?)

If your pagan don't forget Litha or as it is more commonly referred to as the Summer Solstice on June 21 - June 22 (in the Northern hemisphere) or December 21 - December 22 (in the Southern hemisphere).